The First Rule of Brownie Club:
You must talk about Brownie Club (because how else will your friends get jealous?).

The Second Rule of Brownie Club:
You must talk about Brownie Club (seriously, they need to know).

The Third Rule of Brownie Club:
If it’s your first month in Brownie Club, you have to eat at least two brownies in one sitting. No excuses.

The Fourth Rule of Brownie Club:
Only one person eats the last brownie. There are no brownie splits here—fight for it if you must.

The Fifth Rule of Brownie Club:
When the brownies arrive, you drop everything. Netflix, work, your cat—everything.

The Sixth Rule of Brownie Club:
No counting calories, no sharing with coworkers (unless they're in Brownie Club too).

The Seventh Rule of Brownie Club:
Fights over brownies must be settled peacefully—by eating more brownies.

The Eighth Rule of Brownie Club:
Brownie Club goes on forever—until your cravings are completely, utterly satisfied (which may never happen).